Flight of the Scyther

I know that many have dealt with this subject before, but it's so sad and touching that I just had to make my own comic about it...okay, I'm lying, actually I just hope to get some attention.
But seriously, it's ridiculous! You can travel miles through the air on a small bird like Pidgey or a flightless bird like Doduo, but a giant mantis like Scyther can't even lift you even though it's a Flying type. So what's the only way to enable Scyther to spread it's wings and fly? Right. Cheating! So Red bought a Game Shark to make a dream come true. Fly high, Scyther! You've earned it!
And yes, I still suck at drawing backgrounds.

I do not own Red or Scyther. Fun fact: Volcarona and Genesect can learn Fly. They're also bugs, but unlike Scyther they aren't Flying types. But Golurk and Smeargle can learn Fly too. It's a cruel world...